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Hey guyz umm wel I got a specialll requestt frm the sexayyyyy STARRR idk wat her last name iz. Anddd thee uglayyyasss darkshadow jkjk lol but I'm NOT calin him sexy Ok o an btw srry it tuk 4evr 4 me 2 get my lazy ass here 2 rite sumthen k o yea DISCLAIMER: don't own erinz namez n stuff k here it iz... NARRATOR: hey guyz I'm in thunderclan and um with starrr jkjk she got raped by cloudtail and died. CLOUDTAIL: what the fuk?
NARRATOR: shutup she's dead. Sorry star I luv u wish u cudve lived longer. *cough* no I don't. O and darkshadows here too. Ok so were gonna interview..... SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!!!
SQUIRRELFLIGHT:yes
NARRATOR: get over here!
 SQUIRRELFLIGHT:*gasp* twolegs!
NARROTOR:relax it's not like were gonna strip for you and make you fuck us. Ok so were gonna interview you.
DARKSHADOW: so squirrelflight do -
NARRATOR: shutup shadow. Ok so squirrelflight what's up with you and brambleclaw now? SQUIRRELFLIGHT: *starts crying* BRAMBY I MISS HIM AND HIS DICK IN MY-
NARRATOR: OKAY movin on.
DARKSHADOW: EMINEMM IZ SEXAYYY
NARRATOR: shutup shadow. ok letss interviewwww umm.....FIRESTAR!!
FIRESTAR: yea...
NARRATOR: ok firestar how long is your dick?
FIRESTAR: what?
NARRATOR: CHICKEN BUTT!!
FIRESTAR: dumbass...
NARRATOR: *turns around and sees darshadow makin out with star* OKAYY gotta go firesar. bye
FIRESTAR: ok byee gurrllll!! ttyl!!
NARRATOR: what the fuck?
DARKSHADOW: * is tryning to fuck star*
NARRATOR: DAMM SHES DEAD SHADOW.
DARKSHADOW: *gets up*
NARRATOR:* "accidentaly" steps on sandstorms paw.
SANDSTORM: O GOD WATCH ITT i just got my nails done.
NARRATOR: o im sorryyy *mumbles* dumb bitch. * "accidentaly" steps on her other paw.*
SANDSORM: YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS BITCH WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOURE GOING!
NARRATOR: O FUCK UP. *continues walkin with shadow who iz sumhow wearin minishorts* nice shorts *rolls eyes*
DARKSHADOW: i no rite i stole them from leepordshadow.
LEOPARDSHADOW:*pops outa nowwhere in a bikini and starts makin out with darkshadow*
NARRATOR: yea k lets inetervieww ummm... HEYY LIONBLAZE!!
LIONBLAZE: ugh its you again.
NARRATOR: shutup me encanta tu culoooooo
LIONBLAZE: what?
DARKSHADOW: CHICKEN BUTT!!
NARRATOR: shutup shadow u sound stupid o an that means i love your a$ssss in spanish OK WELL THATS ALL FOUR TODAYYY PINCHE PUTA PUDRETE ENEL INFIIIIIIIERNAAA 

          *lower voice* that meeennzz fukin bitches go rott in helll   SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKEE YOUR CHARACTERZZZZZZZ  pincheeee babosossssssssss
LEAOPARDSHADOW: BYE
there your fukin in it now fukk off lol jkjkjkjkk luv uuuu <3 dont cry <3 <3 <3