K hey guyz srry i dint do 1 last nite here it iz tho DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of Erinz clans or names and stuff kk btw this takes place in like the fourth apprentice.
______________________________SCENE 1_____________________________
LIONBLAZE:*whispers to jayfeather* I think she's the one.
JAYFEATHER: what makes you think that? * he fixed his serious imensly extreme Intense blind gaze on lionblaze questioningly then his gaze cleared into understanding* oo I get you. It is strange she knew about the beavers or... Or when that tree waz falling.
NARROTOR: dumb ho that tree falling thing didnt even happen.
JAYFEATHER: m'kay
LIONBLAZE:*staring at dovepaw* no dumbass it's more than that it's they way she... (pause) It's they way she moves her a$s...
JAYFEATHER: did u jus-
LIONBLAZE: Hey Dovepaw get over here! Were going hunting!
DOVEPAW:*walks over to lionblaze and jayfeather* what do you hos want? You're not going to try to fuck me again are you?
JAYFEATHER: *gasp* what is she talking about lion-
LIONBLAZE: nothing jayfeather *whispers* shut the fuck up dovepaw.
DOVEPAW: well your the fucking whore who jumped on top of me and-
LIONBLAZE: SHUTUP DUMBASS BITCH!
JAYFEATHER: what was that lionblaze?
LIONBLAZE: nothing jayfeather.
JAYFEATHER: m'kay.
______________________SCENE 2 firestars den______________________
NARROTOR: so jayfeather and the others walk to firestars den. jayfeather falls on his way to the den and breaks his leg. yup you guessed it they had to cut it off because them thunderclan cats are so fuckin stupid.
JAYFEATHER: *is still wailing in agony* what.......*quick breathing*.are......those........*breaths* lumpsssss.......on......your.....*wails again * chest....??
NARROTOR: shutup. *kicks* andd there that fucking idiot goess rollin down the rock.
LIONBLAZE: well i think hes dead... o wait no.... *turns back to firestar*Is there anything you want me to do before I head off?
FIRESTAR: no but you can fuck off! *mumbles* dumb bitches.
LIONBLAZE: m'kay
NARROTOR: shutup lionblaze you sound gay.
LIONBLAZE: *sobs* you dont have to so mean.
NARROTOR: gay ass...
___________________SCENE 3 outside camp_______________btw jayfeather survivedddddd
LIONBLAZE: ok dovepaw I knoww your the one let's put your gift to the test. * ignores dovepaw as she gave him the I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-your-talking-about look* ok cast your senses farr into camp and tell me what you see.
DOVEPAW: yea well I see a....(pause) a penis... And I hear....(pause)ugh Dumbass Berrnose is pissing.
LIONBLAZE: ok Jayfeather you cant see a penis can you?
JAYFEATHER: no but lionblaze im blind so-
LIONBLAZE: then she is indeed the one.
BERRYNOSE: *comes out of the bushes right in front of dovepaw* o hey guys.
DOVEPAW: dumbass why were you peeing right in front of me thats what the pssing and s h i t t i n g tunnel is for.
BERRYNOSE: *mumbles* bitch.
JAYFEATHER: whats going on?
LIONBLAZE: noting jayfeather.
JAYFEATHER: m'kay.
srry if it sux im in a hurry lol byeeee luv u guyzzzzzz <3 wel most of u
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