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Hey guyz umm wel I got a specialll requestt frm the sexayyyyy STARRR idk wat her last name iz. Anddd thee uglayyyasss darkshadow jkjk lol but I'm NOT calin him sexy Ok o an btw srry it tuk 4evr 4 me 2 get my lazy ass here 2 rite sumthen k o yea DISCLAIMER: don't own erinz namez n stuff k here it iz... NARRATOR: hey guyz I'm in thunderclan and um with starrr jkjk she got raped by cloudtail and died. CLOUDTAIL: what the fuk?
NARRATOR: shutup she's dead. Sorry star I luv u wish u cudve lived longer. *cough* no I don't. O and darkshadows here too. Ok so were gonna interview..... SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!!!
SQUIRRELFLIGHT:yes
NARRATOR: get over here!
 SQUIRRELFLIGHT:*gasp* twolegs!
NARROTOR:relax it's not like were gonna strip for you and make you fuck us. Ok so were gonna interview you.
DARKSHADOW: so squirrelflight do -
NARRATOR: shutup shadow. Ok so squirrelflight what's up with you and brambleclaw now? SQUIRRELFLIGHT: *starts crying* BRAMBY I MISS HIM AND HIS DICK IN MY-
NARRATOR: OKAY movin on.
DARKSHADOW: EMINEMM IZ SEXAYYY
NARRATOR: shutup shadow. ok letss interviewwww umm.....FIRESTAR!!
FIRESTAR: yea...
NARRATOR: ok firestar how long is your dick?
FIRESTAR: what?
NARRATOR: CHICKEN BUTT!!
FIRESTAR: dumbass...
NARRATOR: *turns around and sees darshadow makin out with star* OKAYY gotta go firesar. bye
FIRESTAR: ok byee gurrllll!! ttyl!!
NARRATOR: what the fuck?
DARKSHADOW: * is tryning to fuck star*
NARRATOR: DAMM SHES DEAD SHADOW.
DARKSHADOW: *gets up*
NARRATOR:* "accidentaly" steps on sandstorms paw.
SANDSTORM: O GOD WATCH ITT i just got my nails done.
NARRATOR: o im sorryyy *mumbles* dumb bitch. * "accidentaly" steps on her other paw.*
SANDSORM: YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS BITCH WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOURE GOING!
NARRATOR: O FUCK UP. *continues walkin with shadow who iz sumhow wearin minishorts* nice shorts *rolls eyes*
DARKSHADOW: i no rite i stole them from leepordshadow.
LEOPARDSHADOW:*pops outa nowwhere in a bikini and starts makin out with darkshadow*
NARRATOR: yea k lets inetervieww ummm... HEYY LIONBLAZE!!
LIONBLAZE: ugh its you again.
NARRATOR: shutup me encanta tu culoooooo
LIONBLAZE: what?
DARKSHADOW: CHICKEN BUTT!!
NARRATOR: shutup shadow u sound stupid o an that means i love your a$ssss in spanish OK WELL THATS ALL FOUR TODAYYY PINCHE PUTA PUDRETE ENEL INFIIIIIIIERNAAA 

          *lower voice* that meeennzz fukin bitches go rott in helll   SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKEE YOUR CHARACTERZZZZZZZ  pincheeee babosossssssssss
LEAOPARDSHADOW: BYE
there your fukin in it now fukk off lol jkjkjkjkk luv uuuu <3 dont cry <3 <3 <3

idk g2g jus reed

K hey guyz srry i dint do 1 last nite here it iz tho DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of Erinz clans or names and stuff kk btw this takes place in like the fourth apprentice.
______________________________SCENE 1_____________________________
LIONBLAZE:*whispers to jayfeather* I think she's the one.
JAYFEATHER: what makes you think that? * he fixed his serious imensly extreme Intense blind gaze on lionblaze questioningly then his gaze cleared into understanding* oo I get you. It is strange she knew about the beavers or... Or when that tree waz falling.
NARROTOR: dumb ho that tree falling thing didnt even happen.
JAYFEATHER: m'kay
 LIONBLAZE:*staring at dovepaw* no dumbass it's more than that it's they way she... (pause) It's they way she moves her a$s...
 JAYFEATHER: did u jus-
LIONBLAZE: Hey Dovepaw get over here! Were going hunting!
 DOVEPAW:*walks over to lionblaze and jayfeather* what do you hos want? You're not going to try to fuck me again are you?
JAYFEATHER: *gasp* what is she talking about lion-
LIONBLAZE: nothing jayfeather *whispers* shut the fuck up dovepaw.
 DOVEPAW: well your the fucking whore who jumped on top of me and-
LIONBLAZE: SHUTUP DUMBASS BITCH!
 JAYFEATHER: what was that lionblaze?
LIONBLAZE: nothing jayfeather.
JAYFEATHER: m'kay.
______________________SCENE 2 firestars den______________________
NARROTOR: so jayfeather and the others walk to firestars den. jayfeather falls on his way to the den and breaks his leg. yup you guessed it they had to cut it off because them thunderclan cats are so fuckin stupid.
JAYFEATHER: *is still wailing in agony* what.......*quick breathing*.are......those........*breaths* lumpsssss.......on......your.....*wails again * chest....??
NARROTOR: shutup. *kicks* andd there that fucking idiot goess rollin down the rock.
LIONBLAZE: well i think hes dead... o wait no.... *turns back to firestar*Is there anything you want me to do before I head off?
FIRESTAR: no but you can fuck off! *mumbles* dumb bitches.
LIONBLAZE: m'kay
NARROTOR: shutup lionblaze you sound gay.
LIONBLAZE: *sobs* you dont have to so mean.
NARROTOR: gay ass...
___________________SCENE 3 outside camp_______________btw jayfeather survivedddddd
LIONBLAZE: ok dovepaw I knoww your the one let's put your gift to the test. * ignores dovepaw as she gave him the I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-your-talking-about look* ok cast your senses farr into camp and tell me what you see.
 DOVEPAW: yea well I see a....(pause) a penis... And I hear....(pause)ugh  Dumbass Berrnose is pissing.
LIONBLAZE: ok Jayfeather you cant see a penis can you?
JAYFEATHER:  no but lionblaze im blind so-
LIONBLAZE: then she is indeed the one.
BERRYNOSE: *comes out of the bushes right in front of dovepaw* o hey guys.
DOVEPAW: dumbass why were you peeing right in front of me thats what the pssing and s h i t t i n g tunnel is for.
BERRYNOSE: *mumbles* bitch.
JAYFEATHER: whats going on?
LIONBLAZE: noting jayfeather.
JAYFEATHER: m'kay.
srry if it sux im in a hurry lol byeeee luv u guyzzzzzz <3 wel most of u

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Ok it's like 3 am lol I'm not pised anymore :) thxx tylerrr and connorrr u guys r the best :D ok wel umm here it goes..O 4got the WARNING: this may contain bad language and innapropriate seenz JELLYBEANHOTTY:*iz splayed uslessly on the ground* (weekly reeches out his hand 2 iluvjellybeenzpaw) plzz iluvejellybeanzpaw plzzz fuk meee I can't take it.
ILUVJELLYBEENZPAW: *looks down at him* I tol u aready u fukin ho I'm not gona fuk u
JELLYBEANHOTTY:musttt finddd a catt (starts dragin himself across the border into THE FORBIDENCLAN).
 SUM SHE CAT: Well hello there J
ELLYBEENHOTTY: *looks up* dammm ur hott
SUM SHE CAT: aww ur so sweet *blushes thn turns al serious* f me babyy.
. .............. ONE AWESUM NITE LATR..............
JELLYBEENHOTTY: *moans* fukk y iz my dik so soreee...... * looks around and gaspps* why iz everyone so $exxayy???
SUM OTHR CAT: heyyyy gurlll
JELLYBEANHOTTY: dude y u talkin like tht? Your a guy I can see your dick.
SUM OTHR CAT: hahahha silly it's an artificial dick so I can fuk myself in times of need :D. JELLYBEANHOTTY:.........
 Hahhaha wel yea thts my short story hope I made u smile luvv uu guysss Plz comentt hehhehe u don't have 2 tho :) kk nite nite luvv yewzzz

umm.. cant think of 1

ok so im rlly bored rite now so im gona rite anothr story at 1amlol ok o and id like 2 dedicate this 2 leopardshadow and darkshadow the cutest couplee <3 <3 heheh dont let anything get in between u guys evn if STARRR decides 2 go on my name and fn mess things up godd *breeth* i was told 2 relaxx.... OK here it goes oh btw i make all these things up az i go ;) WARNING: the follwing may contain sickening scenes and bad language.
    ok so everyone died from those huge jellybeanz except for JELLYBEANHOTYY!! yea baby!! o and iluvjellybeanzpaw
JELLYBEANHOTTY: *takes earphones out* OK so who wants to have kits with me todayyyyy????
---------silince-------------- *hears moaning and turns to see an ugly hurt cat in the middle of the clan bleeding to death.
UGLYA**PAW: *moans* h-help
JELLYBEANHOTTY:*gives UGLYA**PAW  a discusted glance* ughh no not you. *turns around and heads tothe pissing and sh**ing tunnel*
JELLYBEANHOTTY: *walks in and starts pissing then turns to his side and sees poor constapated iluvjellybeanz paw tryna to make a poop while singing a song*
ILUVJELLYBEANZPAW: OK, you want me up in the cage, then I'll come out in beast mode Igot this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-codeIt's Weezy motherf***er blood gang and im in bleed mood. all about---
JELLYBENHOTTY: can you shutup im tryna piss.
ILUVJELLYBEANZPAW: buts its eminem man
JELYYBEANHOTTY: damm i dont care jus shutup
ILUVJELLYBEANZPAW: *glares at him then looks aways when she realizes hes stil pissing*
JELLYBEANHOTTY: yea thats right look away non of this is for u.
ILUVJELLYBEANZPAW:  ughh sick
 umm wel yea thts it sorry its so sickening trust i cudv done worsee but i wnt b posting 2 many stories like this lol
                   LEAPORDSHADOW <3 DARKSHADOW 4EVER <3<3 LOL SRRY JELLYBEENZ GOT ME HIGH AGAIN.
 ****************** f u jelybeenz and ur fn addictiveness******************   PLZZ COMENTT!!! LUV U ALLL <3 NITE NITE <3 <3

JELLYBEENZZZ!!!!!!

k so im rlly bored its like 2 a.m rite now lol so heres a lil story tht jus poped in ma head
                                       JELLYBEENCLAN AND THE ATTACK OF JELLYBEENZ o.O
Leader: Jellybeanstar
Deputy: Jellybeansquat
and some apprentices and warriors like: Jellysquish, Beanpop, Jellypaw, Beanpaw, iluvjellybeenzpaw, and the supperr hottt wariorrrr jellybeenhotty <3 <3
                                    ok here it goes
JELLYBEANSTAR: All cats old enough to hunt for their jellybeans, gather under the jellybeanrock. ( every1 who could do so gathers under the jellybean rock thats shaped like a jellybean) There is sumthing---
BEANPOP:(rudley interrupts Jellybeanstar) Ay Jellybeanstar, why you so fat man?
JELLYSQUISH( beanpops mother): Shutup Beanpop what did i tell you. dont bother Jellybeanstar about his unattractive fatness.(glances sternly at Beanpop)
Beanpop: well sorry it just bothers me how fn JELLYBEANSTAR always hogs up all the jellybeans.
JELLYSQUISH: damm i wish i never had you your such a disgrace to our clan. Just shutup and let Jellybeanstar speak.
Beanpop: yea whatever... ( he paused as he noticed Jellybeanstar starring at him sternly) what you lookin at fatty? go on.
Jellybeanstar: as i was saying, ( he gave beanpop an annoyed glance) our medicine cat, jellybeanleaf, has had a warning from Starclan. "There will come a day. soon very soon. when unexplainably hugeee Jellybeans will rain down on your camp and kill you all." he repeated the words of starclan.
(the clan gasped and eyes of many shown of shock and.... umm. idk).....
TO BE CONTINUEDDD...
   I LUVV JELLYBEANNNZZZ BABYYYYY

warrior cats omen of the stars

hey guys im like kina new 2 this thing so idk what exactly this is suposed 2 b butt i need some anserrsss!! or opinions or whatever but is it just me or is there something going on between dovepaw and tigerheart. i mean like what do u guys think wil happen???!?!? and when tigerheart stared and noded at ivypaw during battle tht waz jus because they saw eachothr in the darkforest an like ther being trained and stuf rite? like they dont like eachothr rite? i rlly hope nott plzz tel me wat u guys thinkkkk